I ak looking for a volunteer to come to New York and enable me to commit suicide. You will be flown round trip, business class from your home town to NYC. You will be put up at the Waldorf for 3 days two nights. You must bring your own baggie (gallon freezer size). On your second night, whether to come down from your high or whether to overcome your mild guilt, you will have dinner with my lovely wife, then wisked off to a house seat at a Broadway show of your choice. This offer is limited only to members of the NAIF. Employees or relatives of employess of Compuserve cannot apply. | 
