I am a prosecuting attorney in a small town and will admit to having a few extra pounds on me. Not long ago, I was questioning a witness in an armed robbery case. I asked, "Would you describe the person you saw?"

The witness replied, "He was kind of short and stout."

"You mean short and stout like me?" I asked.

"Oh, no," the witness said. "He wasn't that fat."

Craig in the boonies

Hi John :) :)

I just dont have enough energy to dig out the scales from under
the bathroom sink :) :) :)

Craig in the boonies